This short article is about how irresponsible some advertisers can be when attempting to promote their product. This one markets making use of this sex toy while driving a motor lorry. This could be lethal!
Have you seen the ad for the sex toy called Auto Suck? It goes like this:
” Enjoy your drive with the perfect mate! Plugs into any vehicle or truck lighter for some hot roadway action. Make certain to keep one hand on the wheel and one eye on the road as the car suck makes that long commute or trip a lot more manageable. * Warning: this unit might cause ejaculation. This might be hard to discuss to your insurer. Use at your own threat!”.
Okay, I’m not a prude and I understand everybody is entitled to good sex, I comprehend its our right and I recommend it, but please … Is it actually safe or necessary to utilize one of these systems while driving? I believe not! Take a look at the interruption problems we already face on the roadways daily. All the expensive signboards and roadside signs that flash or scroll. The morons who just have to be on their cellular phones while driving simply to point out a few. Now, include a portable sex toy like the Car Suck and I’m scared to death to be out on the roadway!
Seriously, and respond to honestly, how numerous of you can keep your eyes open when you are having an orgasm? Come on, it resembles sneezing, you just cannot do it! So lets provide this toy to the male driver and hope for the finest. Yeah this is simply what I want a man to be doing while owning a substantial 20,000 pound, 550 H/P, 13 speed/overdrive tractor trailer. Safety belt and air bags won’t indicate anything if you hit one. Can you think of the lawsuit ramifications with among these toys? The ad actually suggests using it while driving. How stupid are they?
In my opinion your just asking for problem if you utilize among these while driving. If you wish to wait until you get to a rest stop or someplace safe to pull off and after that hook up with the Automobile Suck, fine I’ve got no complaints. To each their own. I suppose used securely it could be thought about an “ideal mate”. But I simply don’t understand what the marketers of this toy were thinking.
In 2004, there were over 6 million automobile crashes in the United States (data for 2005 is not yet offered). The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) reported an overall of 38,253 fatal crashes. There were 42,636 fatalities in those crashes. Non-fatal crashes totalled a massive 6,143,000 with over 2.7 million injuries reported. There was an extra 4.2 million crashes related to home damage.
Given these stats and the numerous interruptions that motorists face every-day I can only hope that if anybody purchases the Auto Suck toy, they have enough intelligence not use it while driving.